Client: I’m so tired. I should wash my face before I go to sleep.
Evil client: Wash it in the morning. It’s not like your face is getting any dirtier while you’re sleeping.
Me: My face has been so clear! I really shouldn’t drink at my friend’s birthday party.
Evil Client: She just got fired from her job.
Client: Damn my underarms need to be waxed. DAMN Andy is booked today!!
Evil client: Shave it just this once.
Me 48hrs later: FML.
Andy: Can’t believe she shaved right before her wax appointment. How am i supposed to--
Evil Andy: Vengeance is mine said the tweezer.