The Day I Un-friended Kermit the Frog

By Andy


Client: I’m so tired. I should wash my face before I go to sleep.

Evil client: Wash it in the morning. It’s not like your face is getting any dirtier while you’re sleeping.


Me: My face has been so clear! I really shouldn’t drink at my friend’s birthday party.

Evil Client: She just got fired from her job.



Client: Damn my underarms need to be waxed. DAMN Andy is booked today!!

Evil client: Shave it just this once.

Me 48hrs later: FML.


Andy: Can’t believe she shaved right before her wax appointment. How am i supposed to--

Evil Andy: Vengeance is mine said the tweezer.